Not Your Average LBD

Weenis. Gals. What. Is. Up.

I just wrote this entire post, accidentally pressed enter, the internet went out ( before I was able to save it ), & the whole post deleted before my very eyes. So, Sunday is going well.

In other news, my snapchat SAGA last night was a little insane, I know. I just thought y’all HAD to experience the Maxim Halloween party with me, obviously.

Like I said too many times, the crowd was much older than expected, so that was an interesting twist on things. I MUST add, though: I’ve never been surrounded by that many HOTTTT bodies at once. Like, these women were twice my age, & looked KILLER.

Also, they were all going harder in the Ciroc-consumption department than I was, which is an impressive feat. That’s endurance right there.

I guess that’s LA for ya.

That being said, if any of you find me at the Maxim Halloween party at 45 years old, shoot me on the spot. The whole scene is a lot to handle ( *leaves at midnight to get tacos* ).

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Shop More Above-Average LBDs

Moving on to today’s look: I DIEEEE. I’m digging this unique take on the classic LBD for after-hours shenanigans. This badass dress paired with over-knee velvet boots is such a stand-out look, while maintaining the classic black dress appeal.

I’ve noticed that this LBD sells out relatively quickly after restocking, so make sure to add your name to the e-mail list if you just HAVE to have it ( & you DO! ).

Otherwise, I’ve rounded up a few more above-average LBDs for y’all above, & they’re all fucking amazing, star-of-the-show material.

That’s it for today, wieners. I hope everyone had a killer weekend!

This week on H+H, with Halloween week upon us, you can expect to see a festive, lightened-up cocktail. It’s the CUTEST. Also, be sure to check out my top 5 favorite fashion-girl-approved costumes if you’re still needing some costume inspo for the weekend!

Talk soon, beebs. xx

Photos by Ryan Chua.